«One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two рissis toast. She brings me only one рiss. I tella her I want two рiss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna рiss onna my plate. She say you better no рiss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shiт. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say рiss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!»